-giggles stupidly-

I am a member of this blog, and that makes me special. :D

So, whipping up something that has been randomly floating in my head for a while now...

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU WERE THROWN INTO THE SUN?

Yeah, yeah, YOU'D BURN AND THEN YOU'D SCREAM AND THEN YOU'D DIE.

Unless you become the lucky few who become Sun Aliens.

But, assuming you're the unlucky few who don't, consider what people would say after hearing your death!!!

xxxkthxbai567xxx: lmaooooo guess wut
doydoydoyboyboyboy: wut
xxxkthxbai567xxx: this dude died cuz he was thrown into the sun
doydoydoyboyboyboy: LMFAO!
xxxkthxbai567xxx: i no rite...lmao wut a loser
doydoydoyboyboyboy: lol how sad xDDDD

...that's probably how it would go. Which goes to show that when you come to the awkward-but not rare-position of having to choose your own death, you have to make sure it's not stupid unless you want people to go "lmaaaaoooooo dis guy died cuz dis fat chicken sat on him lol xD".

This is totally offtopic, but just two days ago I had a dream where my tongue snapped off but it wasn't able to fall out. So it was just bouncing around in my mouth.

And when I'd look at it in the mirror, there was like a branded mark where my tongue used to be attached too, and it looked like a power outlet.

OK! Back on topic. My friend reported to me of this guy who saw a bright, bluish whitish light in the sky, and his nipples hardened and suddenly he felt a burning sensation, and his nipples EXPLODED.

HOMG.

And when he was bleeding to death, (because apparently there is a lot of blood inside your nipple) he looked up and saw a flying saucer fly away.

So now you know what aliens do to people who have seen them.

The End. :D