The craziness within

Well, this year I have gotten a lot of crazy trouble. I had to see a therapist but she rapidly changed emotions until she died. I was sad. SO let me tell you the story of when this all happend


I was I was walking down the block on the Americana. Their, I found this door in the back. For some reason, it made me shudder. So I went in to see was in there. When I opened the door, I was screaming for yelp. A black hole appeared out of nowhere and sucked me in. There I was drifting into space and time. While drifting, I went through this invisible wall and it drifted me to the.... CRAZY ZONE. So many things were their. Skeletons haunting this kid named Kenny, Michael Jackson dreaming of being a little girl, and the craziest of all was when these fricken guys came up to me, knocked me out, and just did things that involve sex and stupidity. After that, I escaped and when back to the real world. So I went to see this therapist named Ms.Johnson. After the story, she couldn't belive me. Her emotions changed from weird to sad. SHe was sad becuz she exploded from to much crazy stories. And now my craziness will influence people until I somehow cure from this craziness. And I have made a sentence to remember my craziness. "To find the crazy within, my walls are closing in"


-Remy Ma

duuuuuude

This is awesome. :D

Just have to say that.

And also, EDWARD CULLEN dude! XDDDDDDD

Note from Edward To Jacob:

Dearest Jacob,

I won.

Kinda Nexy, huh? XD

- dlaremE

Some RPG I made up randomly in my head. :D

1. You're walking across a fast food restaurant, when the mascot, some sort of large, yellow duck fish thing, tries to mug you. You-
A) Let him mug you. Go to 2)
B) You grab a nearby child and swing him around and around, knocking the yellow duck out. Go to 3)

2. You let him mug you. The duck blindly runs off into the street and gets hit by a bus. You seem unfazed, but soon an employee of the restaurant bursts out the door and looks at you accusingly and shocked. You:
A) Cry loudly and exclaim you didn't do it. Go to 4)
B) You look at him coldly before walking away. Go to 5)

3. You run away blindly in fear, before getting randomly hit by a bus. EPIC PHAIL

4. The employee doesn't believe you, and threatens to call the cops. You:
A) Repeatedly exclaim that you didn't do it, hoping to scare him off. Go to 6)
B) Tackle him. Go to 7)

5. He tackles you and grabs your neck. You can tell that he is about to make you bite the curb. You:
A) Push him off into the street. (8)
B) Let him. (9)

6. He becomes frightened and runs blindly in the street. A truck selling cream cheese hits him, and he dies. The cream cheese truck turns blindly to you. You:
A) Get out of the way. (10)
B) Do an Edward Cullen and push the truck away with your bare hands. (11)

7. He throws you off and runs off. You continue to walk away as if nothing happened, and at the age of 26 you marry a hot babe named Divona, raise two kids for 10 years before realizing that they are not yours but your brother's, which led to your taking up booze, having a secret affair with your secretary and working late night shifts. One day you catch Divona and your bro in the act, and you blindly shoot them before running blindly to the street and getting hit by a truck. EPIC PHAIL

8. He gets hit by a bus. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU JERK. EPIC PHAIL.

9. You die. What the cupcake were you thinking?! EPIC PHAIL.

10. You survive. You continue to walk away as if nothing happened, and at the age of 26 you marry a hot babe named Divona, raise two kids for 10 years before realizing that they are not yours but your brother's, which led to your taking up booze, having a secret affair with your secretary and working late night shifts. One day you catch Divona and your bro in the act, and you blindly shoot them before running blindly to the street and getting hit by a truck. EPIC PHAIL

11. You die. What the cupcake were you thinking?! Edward Cullen doesn't exist, you silly goose!!! EPIC PHAIL.

EPIC END. :P

Gfffalah?

Whatever that means.

Have you seen High School Musical?

It's like they're all high or something all like "La, La, La....."

"Yeah..."

WTF?

Oh yeah and I wrote this totally awesome story at Teen Writing... Only I can't post it bcausss I don't haf it.

And I cant type fro stih.

My friend made a new blog.

BTW, what in the heck was that video supposed to be Rbon?

SO I had this theatre Improv Teacher once named April, and every time you were late, and you'd start with the whole, "I'm sorry I'm late, my dog ate my homework," spiel, she'd turn to you and go, "You're not late, your sexy!"

I remember the first time she said that to me, and I was just like \:U

Seriously. Weird.

Yeahhhhh....

So I found this totally awesome video, it's like... the best... EVER!

I dunno why it makes me laugh so hard.

Now don't you wish you could just walk out in the streets and look at everyone and be all like :D?

I'm totally just going to go up to people and just be like Hi!

And then they look at me...

Good to see you! :D

:D

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:D

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:D

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:D

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And just stare at them. I'd like to try and freak someone out and do that.

xD

Anywhoo, hope you all enjoyed, and yaaay! We have more authors!!! :D!!!!

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dlaremE

-giggles stupidly-

I am a member of this blog, and that makes me special. :D

So, whipping up something that has been randomly floating in my head for a while now...

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU WERE THROWN INTO THE SUN?

Yeah, yeah, YOU'D BURN AND THEN YOU'D SCREAM AND THEN YOU'D DIE.

Unless you become the lucky few who become Sun Aliens.

But, assuming you're the unlucky few who don't, consider what people would say after hearing your death!!!

xxxkthxbai567xxx: lmaooooo guess wut
doydoydoyboyboyboy: wut
xxxkthxbai567xxx: this dude died cuz he was thrown into the sun
doydoydoyboyboyboy: LMFAO!
xxxkthxbai567xxx: i no rite...lmao wut a loser
doydoydoyboyboyboy: lol how sad xDDDD

...that's probably how it would go. Which goes to show that when you come to the awkward-but not rare-position of having to choose your own death, you have to make sure it's not stupid unless you want people to go "lmaaaaoooooo dis guy died cuz dis fat chicken sat on him lol xD".

This is totally offtopic, but just two days ago I had a dream where my tongue snapped off but it wasn't able to fall out. So it was just bouncing around in my mouth.

And when I'd look at it in the mirror, there was like a branded mark where my tongue used to be attached too, and it looked like a power outlet.

OK! Back on topic. My friend reported to me of this guy who saw a bright, bluish whitish light in the sky, and his nipples hardened and suddenly he felt a burning sensation, and his nipples EXPLODED.

HOMG.

And when he was bleeding to death, (because apparently there is a lot of blood inside your nipple) he looked up and saw a flying saucer fly away.

So now you know what aliens do to people who have seen them.

The End. :D

What?

This is new.

Ok, so everyone has a weirdness blog, right?

This is going to be the wackiness blog.

If I write a funny story at teen Writing, I'll post it without hesitation.

I'm going to get all the other Awesome people in on it too.

Anyway...

LET THE WACKINESS BEGIN!!!!

dlaremE